I am not a runner. I want to be a runner. I am kind of like run stalker, you know, in that I’m a walker đ I have talked to a few runners in my day, explaining that I get dizzy, blackout, chest pain. I mean, when I run, my body starts to shut down… […]
Baby, Don’t Get Sick
Baby, don’t get sick when you leave the house. Don’t pick gum off the floor and put it in your mouth. Don’t drink from that sippy cup that we have never seen Don’t lick the shopping cart, you don’t know where that thing’s been! Baby, don’t get sick when we get into the car […]
Daddy Survival Guide to Staying Home Alone with the Kids
The fundamentals of childcare are relatively simple, if not always easy. The main goal: to return the child(ren) to their mother in a comparable condition to when she left. This means well fed, clothed and diapered regularly, with no major cuts or bruises from their “adventures” with daddy, and preferably somewhat emotionally stable. Due to the […]
Ode to Motherhood
Motherhood is hard, many days I find myself on my knees asking God for strength to face yet another whiny day or handle that sibling rivalry for the hundredth time. This is my somewhat humorous “Ode to Motherhood.” May it bring a smile to your face in the midst of your own stage in the […]
